Post by Prof George on Dec 20, 2009 13:37:36 GMT
Right lets just get serious for a minute.
As we've lost out to brid not making it yesterday becouse of a bit of cold(they still wouldn't have wanted to pay the bridge toll)lets try to ensure that the annual Rifles V Marauders Boxing day fixture goes ahead.
We'll have to forget opperation flush for now (unless we use boiling water).
Anyway, we must all crank up our heating by 4 degrees preferably with a few windows left ajar(this is far more important in the premises actually in scunny its self)to let some of the extra heat generated to escape in to the local atmosphere raising the temperature to above freezing and making sure that Heslam park is in a playable condition.
We have all seen the advertisments on TV asking that we drive just 5 miles less to make a difference,all I ask is that until Dec 26th we make every effort to drive just 5 miles more.This can be accumalated quite easily by when you nip out to the dustbin with your rubbish pop it in the car and drive round to a friends(Sorry Woody I know this bit must be difficult for you but if you could just drive round for 5 minutes before putting it in your own bin) When you arrive at your "friends" announce your arrival whilst leaving thier door wide open and extend the the use of your dustbin to them.dont forget to let your vehicle warm down properly by leaving it (them if you have alot of rubbish) ticking over on the drive for at least 10 mins with the heater on full and windows open.
If the rubbish happens to be flamable it would be favourable to burn it in your friends garden(no Woody not on your lawn but feel free to invite your neighbours to burn all theirs in yours))
May I also advse that good long baths instead of showers may make your bodies feel much more prepared for the big day especialy if you leave the tap running for the full one hour and fifteen minutes I recommend,Obviouly you should only let it run as fast as the overflow permits.
Offer to do the cooking as this is a great way to accumalate extra therms.Cook everything on too high a heat burning into the saucepans all that your cooking,this burning on as its called takes some bloody shifting with bowl after bowl of hot water that has been too hot and has to be half tipped down the sink and cooled down with cold water. If you prefer you could always just leave the hot tap running until the temperature is cooled enough to bear your hands in.
Finaly if you dare.
Sit down with your wife/partner in the evening with a glass or two (suggest she has mulled wine which you boil almost away)
and simply ask her about your faults.This my friends will cause enough hot air to keep the whole area frost free until they've finished yapping sometime in the New Year.
As we've lost out to brid not making it yesterday becouse of a bit of cold(they still wouldn't have wanted to pay the bridge toll)lets try to ensure that the annual Rifles V Marauders Boxing day fixture goes ahead.
We'll have to forget opperation flush for now (unless we use boiling water).
Anyway, we must all crank up our heating by 4 degrees preferably with a few windows left ajar(this is far more important in the premises actually in scunny its self)to let some of the extra heat generated to escape in to the local atmosphere raising the temperature to above freezing and making sure that Heslam park is in a playable condition.
We have all seen the advertisments on TV asking that we drive just 5 miles less to make a difference,all I ask is that until Dec 26th we make every effort to drive just 5 miles more.This can be accumalated quite easily by when you nip out to the dustbin with your rubbish pop it in the car and drive round to a friends(Sorry Woody I know this bit must be difficult for you but if you could just drive round for 5 minutes before putting it in your own bin) When you arrive at your "friends" announce your arrival whilst leaving thier door wide open and extend the the use of your dustbin to them.dont forget to let your vehicle warm down properly by leaving it (them if you have alot of rubbish) ticking over on the drive for at least 10 mins with the heater on full and windows open.
If the rubbish happens to be flamable it would be favourable to burn it in your friends garden(no Woody not on your lawn but feel free to invite your neighbours to burn all theirs in yours))
May I also advse that good long baths instead of showers may make your bodies feel much more prepared for the big day especialy if you leave the tap running for the full one hour and fifteen minutes I recommend,Obviouly you should only let it run as fast as the overflow permits.
Offer to do the cooking as this is a great way to accumalate extra therms.Cook everything on too high a heat burning into the saucepans all that your cooking,this burning on as its called takes some bloody shifting with bowl after bowl of hot water that has been too hot and has to be half tipped down the sink and cooled down with cold water. If you prefer you could always just leave the hot tap running until the temperature is cooled enough to bear your hands in.
Finaly if you dare.
Sit down with your wife/partner in the evening with a glass or two (suggest she has mulled wine which you boil almost away)
and simply ask her about your faults.This my friends will cause enough hot air to keep the whole area frost free until they've finished yapping sometime in the New Year.