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Post by dragon buster on Nov 9, 2009 12:39:44 GMT
I met a girl years ago and when she took me back to her place i noticed she had a 12ft X 9ft light switch...... What a huge turn on that was !!!!!!!!!!
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Post by dragon buster on Nov 9, 2009 12:41:01 GMT
My lass is so childish......... After a huge row last week she threw all my lego in the bin and set fire to my batman cape !!!!!!
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Post by dragon buster on Nov 9, 2009 12:42:06 GMT
My dad went to the doctors the other day about his obesity.
The doctor told him to do something that would make him out of breath...........
So he started smoking again !!!!!!
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Post by dragon buster on Nov 9, 2009 12:53:36 GMT
The person who coined the phrase "as different as chalk and cheese", obviously hadn't tasted kwik saves mild cheddar !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by dragon buster on Nov 9, 2009 17:18:20 GMT
A recent study says that 99% of women dont like men in leather trousers.... That actually works rather well because 100% of men who wear leather trousers dont actually like women...!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Prof George on Nov 9, 2009 17:23:18 GMT
A THING
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Post by captaincharisma on Nov 10, 2009 18:19:17 GMT
1 armed waiters........they can take it but they cant dish it out
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Post by Prof George on Nov 11, 2009 18:15:37 GMT
birthdays are good for your health
the more you have the longer you live
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Post by captaincharisma on Nov 11, 2009 18:52:09 GMT
got bought a really good book the other day, "The History of Glue" i couldnt put it down!!
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Post by dragon buster on Nov 14, 2009 10:02:27 GMT
apparently sex over 70 can be very dangerous.... Thats why its safest to pull into the first available layby....!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by dragon buster on Nov 16, 2009 13:52:54 GMT
I've recently taken up meditation.......Well it certainly beats sitting around all day doing nothing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by dragon buster on Nov 28, 2009 9:13:44 GMT
Dont pay £4.50 to get your shirt dry cleaned, give it to a local charity shop.They wash it, iron it, and you can go in 2 days later and buy it back for 50p...!!!!!!!!!
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