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CQMAM
Dec 24, 2005 17:25:29 GMT
Post by Prof George on Dec 24, 2005 17:25:29 GMT
If anyone's been wondering why 5th teamer Woody has been milling around the club with big hair and sunglasses it's because, firstly, he abused his position as match reporter by bigging up his part i.e. the "toughness" of his kicking; secondly, his total disregard and disrespect of the traditions and laws set down regarding the award. (He was even caught on TV at a rugby match without his award attire.)
If anyone should see Woody at any rugby function what so ever, over the festive period, without his award would they please notify Nige F, Snowy or Myself and rest assured that the matter will be dealt with.
Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas!
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CQMAM
Dec 27, 2005 21:01:53 GMT
Post by Prof George on Dec 27, 2005 21:01:53 GMT
WOW the response so far has been underwhelming
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CQMAM
Jan 8, 2006 23:11:25 GMT
Post by Prof George on Jan 8, 2006 23:11:25 GMT
Thanks to all the snitches for reported sightings of Woody awardless, especially Daz for his in-depth report of events from Boxing Day to sat 7th jan. I must express our disappointment at how light hearted Woody's taking the whole procedings. Haveing lost the award on Boxing Day and his lack of enthusiasm to track down and retrieve it. For him to point the finger at defenseless wives of fellow members without proof is totally unacceptable. Also, to squeal on other team mates of matters with no bearing what-so-ever on the award just to change the subject is equally unacceptable. In the words of Mr King "You must try harder Philip."
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CQMAM
Jan 17, 2006 23:49:14 GMT
Post by nigef on Jan 17, 2006 23:49:14 GMT
The current holder is Slasher, despite his man of the match performance on Saturday, his post match performance was sufficient to remove the award from Woody.
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CQMAM
Jan 24, 2006 18:54:19 GMT
Post by Prof George on Jan 24, 2006 18:54:19 GMT
with woody being absent on sat that means hes gone a full fortnight unawarded
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CQMAM
Jan 24, 2006 20:58:03 GMT
Post by Woody on Jan 24, 2006 20:58:03 GMT
I think it's the best I'm gonna do for the rest of the season Mr Hill. No doubt some random act of stupidity will see the wig come back my way!
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CQMAM
Jan 27, 2006 20:57:09 GMT
Post by Prof George on Jan 27, 2006 20:57:09 GMT
Woody mate your confidence astounds me
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CQMAM
Jan 28, 2006 22:13:43 GMT
Post by Prof George on Jan 28, 2006 22:13:43 GMT
Well W,oody you really shocked us today we,ll not talk about kicking percentages or the offside laws but the fact that you failed in your quest to regain your award ,SORRY the award.This week our adoptee Tim Jones talked his way into first place in a very fiercely contested battle in which there were six contenders.but after much deliberation [some of which was rather heated] orphan jones took the honours . nice shirt by the way Anyway with a clean sheet for everyone next week, good luck woody!and tell your mate love hurts far more than rugby
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CQMAM
Jan 30, 2006 18:36:58 GMT
Post by Woody on Jan 30, 2006 18:36:58 GMT
I think Daz has got a fella up there. Angus the Champion Caber Tosser. I've heard that he's six foot, nineteen stone and has a long ginger beard! As soon as he saw Daz, it was love at first sight!!!
Let's not slag him off though. We should be pleased that he's found happiness.
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CQMAM
Jan 31, 2006 15:39:25 GMT
Post by danrudolph on Jan 31, 2006 15:39:25 GMT
Get Daz to bring her/him along... Our trim pack could do with the extra weight!
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CQMAM
Jan 31, 2006 20:07:52 GMT
Post by Prof George on Jan 31, 2006 20:07:52 GMT
yeah it should'nt be a problem we struggle to understand Daz at times . CU Angus
is caber his pet name for Daz ? ps theres no h in a manthing
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CQMAM
Feb 5, 2006 20:04:08 GMT
Post by Prof George on Feb 5, 2006 20:04:08 GMT
You'd have thought after last week it would be quite obvious that keeping quiet is the best policy.But no Kev Neary rushed right in defending his skipper and talked his way to the Colin Quinn Memorial(even though he,s not dead)Award for Muppetry.We have been reliably informed by our under 9s spies that Kev attended Sunday morning training in the ever growing award.Well done mate and hard luck Phillip you were nearer than you think
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CQMAM
Feb 12, 2006 17:52:16 GMT
Post by Prof George on Feb 12, 2006 17:52:16 GMT
Escaped again Woody Tim (but dim) Cook was this weeks lucky award winner He staked his claim by spilling his customly after match beer in the changing room.Oh yeah and he pinched my shirt but on the plus side for Tim, the wig helped him look slightly more normal.
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CQMAM
Feb 12, 2006 18:03:12 GMT
Post by Woody on Feb 12, 2006 18:03:12 GMT
I set him up. It was my ale that went over. Woody 1-0 Tim. Thank-you!
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CQMAM
Feb 12, 2006 18:27:46 GMT
Post by Prof George on Feb 12, 2006 18:27:46 GMT
If this misdemeanor was manufactured by Woody . the outlook for him isnt very bright
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